Outdoors Club President to be Executed After Being Found Indoors
Patrick Henry - February 10, 2023 - clubs
As the weather takes a turn for the better, droves of UVA students have been spending much of their free time enjoying the great outdoors. But Jason, the President of @uvaoutdoors, made the fateful decision to stay indoors and study on Thursday.
Club Treasurer Mike, who slept under the stars last night outside of Ohill in only his boxers, explained to us, “The One Rule of the club is clear and simple, ‘Don’t get caught indoors’. While it’s ok for a member to break it now and again, what sort of image does it cast on our group if a member of exec, much less the club President, isn’t showing their passion for our beautiful land?”
Jason is currently chained to a goal post on Mad Bowl as he awaits trial. His bail is set at either 20 meal swipes, $200 flex dollars, or 1 semester of Club Dues.