BadNewsHoss Intern David to Run for 2025 Class President
Patrick Henry - February 24, 2023 - cville
Bad News Hoos intern David announced he is running for President of the Class of 2025 today. While we have no idea why he is running, and definitely will not be voting for him, we thought we would point out a few of his core values.
David explained to us that, “I’m broke, and honestly I can’t be bothered to file for financial aid. That’s why when I’m class president, I’m going to get rid of tuition entirely. I also plan on hiring chef Gordon Ramsey to put some new life into our dining halls, because Newcomb has not been hitting lately.”
David has also stated that on his first day in office, he will blow up Balz Dobie “so that we don’t have to hear those god damn Echols Scholars tell us where they live.”
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On a real note, voting for class elections starts Tuesday at 10 am. Vote or else you’ll never get off the waitlist for that next class you reaaaally want to get into.