Life is Awful, Everything Sucks (It Is Raining Outside)
William Grayson - April 7, 2023 - cville
Students across grounds forced to attend Friday class in the rain unanimously agreed that life is terrible and the world is a vast hellscape, according to an informal survey of people speedwalking past tablers on South Lawn.
Negative attitudes were especially prominent among students without umbrellas like this post’s author, who were punished for their refusal to check the weather in the morning by an act of God.
Only two groups reported general happiness: students who have no Friday classes and were able to stay in bed this morning, and people with their shit together who remembered umbrellas.