As Potential Students Visit UVA, Dining Hall Food Mysteriously Becomes Good Again
William Grayson - April 18, 2023 - cville

A leaked memo from UVA Dine revealed that dining hall staff were instructed to “actually make the good stuff” this week as Days on the Lawn kicked into high gear.
With an unusually high number of potential students and parents on grounds, cooking staff were urged to “use the fancy ingredients” and “season dishes well” to satisfy the taste buds of future tuition-payers.
Staff were reassured in the memo that the food could go back to being “mid at best” effective immediately once Days on the Lawn concluded.