You Haven't Signed Your Lease For 2024-25 Yet? Really? What Is Wrong With You?
William Grayson - August 12, 2023 - cville
Wait, you really haven’t signed your lease yet? It’s already August and all the best places are already off the market! If you don’t have your lease signed through 2025 by the first day of school, you’re basically homeless.
In other news, monthly rent for The Standard has been raised to $3500 and all signees will be required to provide one kidney as collateral on their deposit. On-grounds housing has been confirmed to be “mostly” cockroach-free through September.
Students feeling stressed about the rising costs and intensity of the housing market are invited to take a meditative stroll around Mr. Jefferson’s lawn or check out the Contemplative Commons near Newcomb.