E-School Student Drops Out After Reading First Syllabus
Patrick Henry - August 18, 2023 - academics
The UVA Engineering School claimed its first victim today when Owen, a first year, opened up his first Canvas page and read the syllabus.
We spoke to Owen, who explained, “Engineering in high school used to be fun. All we did was build shit and dick around in the shop. Why the hell would I want to take midterms every two weeks and do 2 hours of homework each night? I could be using that time to play League and set random things on fire.”
Now that Owen has ditched engineering, he plans to ‘just join a frat and go in to sales’ instead of focusing on school.