Professor Credibility Questioned After Hip-Hop Students Found Jumping On The Lawn
Richard Henry Lee - August 22, 2023 - academics
The Professor for “Cultures of Hip-Hop” credibility has come under question after a group of students were seen bouncing around on the lawn this morning.
“I don’t understand why this has come under scrutiny,” explained Professor West, a new teacher at the university, “I was under the impression that Hip-Hop involved a lot of hopping. Imagine my surprise when I learned it was a type of music. It was a disappointment, to say the least.”
Jay, a first-year in the class, spoke about the situation, “There was a moment when I thought all college classes were like this. In that moment, everything was good; the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the grass was greener than ever. Thomas Jefferson would have enjoyed this approach to learning the culture of hip-hop.”
Other lesson plans for the semester included studying the anatomy of the hip and examining different hopping techniques across the animal kingdom.