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Naive First-Year Tells Upperclassmen That Ohill "Actually Isn't That Bad"

William Grayson - August 29, 2023 - cville

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WARNING: This post is based on an actual conversation with a first year. Read at your own risk.

One clever first-year insisted to an upperclassman in their history class that the Ohill food was “pretty good” and they enjoyed eating it twice a day.

He also claimed that Croads meal exchanges were “well-prepared,” and said that Newcomb deserved more credit than it gets.

The upperclassman was at a loss for words, and had no comment for this story.