She's a 10 But She Rides a Veo to Class
Patrick Henry - September 13, 2023 - cville
Jared, a first year, was stunned early this morning when he saw his crush from Intro Biology, Emily, riding a Veo to class.
“This takes her completely off the market,” said Jared, who proudly walks from Gooch to Central Grounds every single day, “I could never date someone with such awful common sense. Looks like it’s back to Tinder and YikYak DMs.”
We spoke to Emily, who explained that she “would never date someone as inferior as a pedestrian anyways, so Jared can go to hell.”