3rd Year Physics Major Successfully Seduces Woman (They Made Eye Contact)
Patrick Henry - September 22, 2023 - academics
Quinn, a 3rd year Physics Major, successfully seduced (looked at) Anna, a nursing student who he has been courting (stalking) since the end of 1st year.
“Man that was exhilarating!! She is totally into me,” explained Quinn, who kindly made space in his busy schedule of playing League of Legends and not showering to give an interview. “Now that we’ve professed our feelings for each other, I think I’ll try to say hi tomorrow, and maybe even show her my Quantum Physics HW!”
After hearing of the news, Anna immediately filed a restraining order on Quinn, who may no longer walk within 500 feet of her. Further investigations are currently pending.