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First Year Arrested After Using Fake ID at Newcomb Dining Hall

Patrick Henry - October 17, 2023 - cville

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A first year was arrested this morning after presenting Ms. Kathy with an expired 25-year-old Hawaii ID.

“Look man, my RA said that Newcomb had Bold Rock on tap,” explained the student from jail, “Deep down I knew that he was probably lying, but I had to go and see for myself. If I could go back and do it again, I would.”

The aforementioned RA has also started rumors about a swimming pool in the basement of New Cabell Hall, and Jim Ryan’s secret Chick-Fil-A underneath the Rotunda.