Third Year Rents 21 Cars for 21st Birthday
Patrick Henry - November 10, 2023 - cville
In celebration of his 21st birthday, third year student Tyrone has decided to wake up at 3 am today and rent 1 car every hour. He then drives the car as long as it takes him to crush a Four-Loko before returning it.
“Nothing says freedom from government restrictions like taking a trip down to your local Enterprise and clearing out the lot,” explained Tyrone. Unfortunately, the Enterprise dealership caught on and called the police after Tyrone attempted to return a Veo scooter instead of the 2017 Honda Civic he had rented.
Tyrone is currently sitting in Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail, where he attempted to post his $2,000 bail using Flex Dollars to no avail.