First-Year Gets Lost Streaking Lawn, Ends Up in Clark Stacks
William Grayson - August 28, 2022 - cville
Kevin, a first-year, was found naked in the Clark stacks at 2:31 a.m. Saturday night after making a wrong turn while streaking the lawn.
“He took a wrong turn at the Homer statue, and then it was off to the races,” one of Kevin’s friends said. “We tried to stop him, but it was too late.”
Kevin described the experience as “exhilarating,” although he described some confusion while running past the UVA ambassadors and library front desk staff.