Early Decision Acceptees to Replace Students with Sub 3.0 GPA
Patrick Henry - December 15, 2023 - academics
UVA released their ED decisions today, and along with it came an announcement that in order to maintain their Academic Weapon Ratio, any current UVA student with below a 3.0 Cumulative GPA would be immediately expelled from the University.
“This is bullshit!” Exclaimed Connor, an Econ student whose GPA just dipped below a 3.0 this semester after he failed his color-by-number final by coloring his entire piece of paper black. “I’ve already spoken to my father who plans to pull his $2,000 annual donation to the university, that’ll show them just who they messed with!”
UVA also released statistics of the Early Decision pool. Notably, 95% of students who were extended offers have a family connection to UVA, and 70% plan to apply to the Comm school.