AFC Squat Rack Wait Time Surpasses Three Hours
Patrick Henry - January 19, 2024 - sports
A recent report published by the AFC has shown that wait times for squat racks at the UVA’s main gym have skyrocketed past 3 hours this week, although some claim that even this number is being deflated to save face.
“Yesterday my class got out at 10:50am, and I went straight to the AFC to get a workout in before heading home.” Explained Min-jun, a third year fraternity brother whose hobbies include going to the gym, exercising, and working out. “The line for the squat rack wrapped all the way around Shannon! I thought I could wait it out but the gym closed just as I scanned my ID card. I hear the wait time at slaughter was only 2 hours so I’ll probably check that out tomorrow.”
Wait times for other machines also reached all time highs this week, as one student reported waiting 3 hours for a bench press and another noted a 30 minute wait for the water fountain.