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Timothy J. Longo Receives Award from University for Identifying Suspect Appearance

William Grayson - August 30, 2022 - cville

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The University of Virginia issued an official commendation to Timothy J. Longo after he accurately identified the appearance of a suspect Monday evening.

University president Jim Ryan called the surprisingly detailed report “a first in Virginia history,” and commended Longo for his excellent sleuthing.

While Longo described the suspect’s height as 5’10, Bad News Hoos received an anonymous tip from a totally unknown source that the criminal was “actually 6’1 and super jacked.”