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Engineering Student Goes Outside

William Grayson - September 6, 2022 - academics

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Students across grounds were shocked to see Kevin, an engineering student, emerge from their room into the harsh sunlight and natural conditions of the outdoors Tuesday morning.

“It must’ve been an emergency,” said Liz, an engineering student who agreed to be interviewed via Discord. “Kevin hasn’t touched grass in months.”

For many first-years, it was their first time seeing an engineering student in the flesh. Kevin called the experience “horrifying,” and explained that the only reason for his journey was to attend his professor’s office hours.