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Echols Scholar Adds GPA to Tinder Bio

William Grayson - September 7, 2022 - academics

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Sean, a third-year Echols Scholar, recently took a bold step in his pursuit of everlasting love: adding his 3.96 GPA to his Tinder bio.

“Look, if women aren’t impressed by my intellectual superiority, what has this world come to?” he said. “By the way, did you know I lived in Balz-Dobie as a first-year?”

Sean’s bio goes on to note that his “first love is learning” and he’s a “avid follower” of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson. Since making the change, he’s received two matches, both from other students in his physics class asking for help with their labs.