First-Year Expelled for Taking Two Bags of Chips with Society Subs Order
Patrick Henry - April 17, 2022 - cville
In a shocking display of the power of the honor code, a first year student was expelled Saturday for taking two bags of chips with his society subs order.
"It all happened so fast" says Kaitlyn, a Grillology worker who was just finishing up her shift. "I saw the kid come in and grab his order, then he tried to sneak a bag of chips in his sweatshirt pocket and walk out with one in his hand. He only made it 3 steps before they had him on the ground in cuffs."
When asked about his opinion on the decision, President Jim Ryan explained, '"it's certainly sad to see a young man's life go to waste, but he violated the community of trust and now he's paying the price."
Sources close to the convicted student say he already has a lucrative apprenticeship lines up working for Harry from 7day.