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Nursing School Pledges to have 10% Male Population by 2040

Richard Henry Lee - September 21, 2022 - academics

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The UVA equity committee has launched an aggressive campaign to increase the male population in the nursing school. “I don’t know how this problem emerged,” said a member of the committee, “but we will do everything in our power to reduce this growing problem.” The committee’s two-step plan titled Beer And Fantasy Football (BAFF) outlines their model to attract more male applicants by giving out free beer and hosting an exclusive Fantasy Football league.

“I’m kind of upset to be honest,” said Jared, a current second-year nursing student, “I love the current ratio in all my classes, its the only thing that motivates me to go to my 8am.”

The campaign’s critics are protesting the campaign’s audacious goal of 10%, instead pushing for an easier target of 8%.