Bad News Hoos Intern Fired, Expelled after Post Doesn't Earn Enough Likes
William Grayson - September 22, 2022 - clubs
A shakeup in the Bad News Hoos staff occurred today, after intern Jeff was forced to clean out his locker after failing to meet his weekly like quota.
“We take our work here seriously,” a spokesman for the account said. “Jeff came up three likes short this week, so we needed to condemn him to unemployment.”
Jeff, a graduate student at Darden, was expelled from the school and also had his bachelor’s degree in business and arts + crafts revoked.