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Sorority Girl Loses Date on Dance Floor, Can't Tell Him Apart from Other Men

Richard Henry Lee - September 25, 2022 - greek-life

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In a chaotic scene at Trin last night, Becca, a proud member of Zeta Kappa Phi, lost her date on the dance floor.

“It was hectic,” she said, “I left for one second to post on my story and when I came back I couldn’t find my date. I remembered he was wearing a polo shirt and a backwards hat, but that didn’t help me at all.”

She salvaged the night by later going to Crozet. “I didn’t want to waste a perfectly good Saturday night looking for someone, so I moved on. It’s what Thomas Jefferson would have wanted.”