Pav Chik-Fil-A Found to be Front for Money Laundering
Patrick Henry - September 27, 2022 - cville
After months of an agonizing wait, Charlottesville PD has finally announced why the Pav Chik-Fil-A has been “under construction” for so long: they were accused of money laundering, and have been shut down since.
This news did not sit well with the UVA student population. David, a part-time environmental science major who we found studying in the AFC, commented, “Who cares what goes on behind the scenes? I need my daily chicken sandwich meal. This is an obstruction of justice.”
It was reported that when asked for their plea at the initial hearing, the ringleaders of the money laundering circle, who happen to be fourth year Econ majors, responded to the prosecution’s accusations with “that’s cap.”