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Sorority Girl Guillotined on Mad Bowl After Wearing Letters to Wine Wednesday

William Grayson - September 28, 2022 - greek-life

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When Sarah, a second-year in Delta Nu, wore her letters to Wine Wednesday, she knew she’d made a mistake.

However, she wasn’t expecting chapter president Claire to roll out the sorority guillotine and hold a public execution that evening. Consequences can be harsh in UVA’s Greek life.

Unfortunately, Sarah was unavailable for comment because her head was forcibly removed from her body a few hours ago. Other Delta Nu members, speaking anonymously, said that Sarah “regretted her choice” but agreed with Claire’s decision to behead her, noting that “an example had to be made.”