Newcomb "Gas Leak" Conveniently Happens as Dining Hall Runs Out of Food
Patrick Henry - September 29, 2022 - cville
Hours ago students were stunned as staff rushed them outside of Newcomb Hall. The reason? A supposed “Gas Leak” had broken out, but many have suspected foul play.
“I’m not sure I buy their story”, said Candace D, a first year Art History student. “I was in line for the international station when I saw they ran out of tortillas. One of the workers grabbed their walkie and said ‘Execute Code G’. 10 seconds later I was being forced outside.”
Jim Ryan commented that Newcomb running out of food and the gas leak have “no correlation”. He also informed us that the Dining Hall will be closed for investigation and repairs until the next food order arrives.