MIRACLE: Student Wakes Up For 8:00 a.m. Class on Friday Before Fall Break
William Grayson - September 30, 2022 - academics
In what students and faculty alike are calling “the miracle of the century,” third-year Shaun managed to wake up in time to attend his 8:00 am discussion on the Friday before fall break.
“Frankly, I didn’t think I was going to make it,” said Shaun, who had slept through his alarm on seventeen consecutive days. “It must have been divine intervention.”
For commitment to his studies, the University has already awarded Shaun an honorary B.A. in Time Management, and he’s received invitations to speak at universities across the country to celebrate his triumph and share his wisdom.