Gingers of UVA Releases Anti-Blonde Manifesto
William Grayson - October 2, 2022 - clubs
The Gingers of UVA club released their inaugural anti-blonde manifesto Sunday evening after a closed-doors board meeting.
“ATTENTION, STUDENTS OF UVA: Blondes have had it too good for too long,” the manifesto begins, according to a leaked copy obtained via Instagram DM by Bad News Hoos investigative reporters.
In a statement, the club’s executive board urged the Brunette Association of Virginia to join them in a firm stand against the university’s blonde population.