UVA Virginity Club President Impeached After Having Sex
Richard Henry Lee - October 4, 2022 - clubs
In what some are calling the “sex scandal of the century,” the president of the UVA Virginity Club has been impeached for getting laid.
Hearings will be held over the following weeks as the club struggles with the ramifications of this earth-shattering news. The president was also caught with dating apps Tinder and Hinge installed on their phone.
First-year and proud virgin Max expressed his shock to Bad News Hoos. “I simply can’t wrap my head around this,” Max said. “My worldview has been shaken.”