Student Expelled for Honor Code Violation After Lying About Height on Tinder
William Grayson - October 7, 2022 - cville
In a recent ruling, the UJC has determined that lying on your Tinder bio constitutes an honor code violation, and will pursue disciplinary action towards students who artificially inflate their height online.
“I’m not worried at all,” said Sam, an active Tinder user, “I’m actually six feet with shoes on so this rule has nothing to do with me.”
Since the ruling, the average male height at UVA has shrunk more than an inch, and matches have decreased by nearly 50%.