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Survey Reveals 72% of Students in Clark Library are Just Watching Netflix

William Grayson - October 9, 2022 - academics

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A recent poll of UVA undergraduates revealed that 72% of students in Clark Library, including 88% of students in the cubicles in the little room to the left once you walk in, are just watching Netflix.

“Look, I came in here with the intention of knocking out my chem homework,” said Sarah, a first-year we spoke with outside the library. “But Season 3 of Sex Education simply isn’t going to binge itself.”

Behind watching Netflix, the next most common activities in the library according to the survey included sleeping, checking Instagram, and actually studying.