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UVA Responds to Reports of Mold in First-Year Dorms: "We Don't Care, F*** You"

William Grayson - October 11, 2022 - cville

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Frequent reports of mold causing health problems in first-year dorms this year have raised concern among the student body. These concerns resulted in the University releasing a statement urging affected students to “go f*** themselves.”

“You already paid for room and board, you morons,” the statement continued. “Why would we do anything about this? It's not our fault the mold got there.”

In the meantime, university officials told students seeking temporary solutions to the mold infestation to “pound sand” and “kick rocks.”