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Professor Grades Homework in Timely Manner

Richard Henry Lee - October 14, 2022 - academics

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In a stunning move, Professor Clark, a computer science professor, has graded a homework assignment in a timely manner, only taking two days to review and score his students’ work.

“I’ve worked for years to improve my grading methods,” said Professor Clark, “usually I wait a week or so to run the auto-grader but my TAs are going to be absent next week and I needed them to explain the grading for me.”

Coincidentally, the only comments students received were, “This doesn’t work, idiot,” or “Mind = Blown.”