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Professor Accuses Student of Cheating After Acing "Impossible" Midterm

Patrick Henry - October 16, 2022 - academics

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In the most recent honor code violation scandal, Professor Simmons has accused a student in his intro physics class of cheating after he aced his midterm.

“This shouldn’t be possible… no, it’s NOT possible,” exclaimed Simmons. “We didn’t even go over half of the material in class. The student in question would have had to read the textbook. I mean, I don’t even read the textbook.”

The accused student was unavailable for comment, as he was busy studying for his Chem final next semester.