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Professors Collude to have Midterms on Same 3 Days

Richard Henry Lee - October 19, 2022 - academics

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A group of professors have been exposed for colluding to have their midterms on the same 3 days.

“I like to think of this as a solution, not a problem” said one of the professors speaking anonymously, “We firmly believe students would rather get their exams over with quickly with a worse grade, rather than adequately study for each midterm. Also with grade inflation off the charts, we think the upcoming test days will cement UVA’s status as an elite academic institution.”

Surely this will not occur in future semesters.