Jobs: Econ Major Seeking Tutor for ENGL 1008: Learning the Alphabet A-M
Patrick Henry - October 21, 2022 - academics

Daniel, a third-year Econ Major, would like to find a tutor for ENGL 1008: Learning the Alphabet A-M. He currently has a D+, and needs at least a C- to satisfy his requirement for the College.
“The class really is a lot harder than it sounds,” explained Daniel, who has only attended class twice this semester, both times on accident. “I always get caught up on J… or is it K? I’m not sure, whichever letter comes after I. My teacher loves to throw in trick questions like that.”
Daniel told us that he’s looking for a tutor who, “knows words and shit” and who can “slam a 6 pack of natty light” with him when he gets a question right. Please DM us with inquiries.