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Club Beer Pong at UVA Qualifies for Nationals

Patrick Henry - April 27, 2022 - clubs

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In a riveting performance last night, the UVA Club Beer Pong Team qualified for the national tournament. The team displayed accuracy unlike we've ever seen here at BNH in taking down Duke, the reigning regional champs.

Leading the team in both CPT (Cups per Throw) and BBPG (Balls Back per Game) was Delta Sigma Phi fraternity brother Chris. After the game he told us, "This one's for TJ (Thomas Jefferson), I know he's up there somewhere looking down on us with a smile because of the pride we brought today to America's greatest University."

It's rumored that the Duke Beer Pong Team's coach, Paulo Banchero, was arrested on another DUI shortly after departing the venue.