Old Dorms Plan to Secede from University of Virginia
Patrick Henry - October 25, 2022 - cville
After months of growing anti-runk sentiments within the residents of UVA Old Dorms, the SRs and RAs of the sector finally reached their breaking point early this morning and officially seceded from the University.
“I mean it’s just not fair. Why should Gooch-Dillard get their own dining hall?” Questioned Frank, an RA in Dabney. “Our closest food option is Castle. If I had a nickel for every time I got castle in a day I’d have 10¢. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s crazy that it happens twice.”
UOD has stated that they will offer lucrative majors not otherwise found at UVA, such as Underwater Basket Weaving, Stopping Dropping and Rolling, and Cornhole.