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CRIME: Thousands of First-Years Imprisoned After Jaywalking Sting Operation

William Grayson - October 26, 2022 - cville

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Thousands of first-years were taken into custody after police officers conducted a raid on jaywalkers at the McCormick-Alderman intersection.

As students attempted to dart across the crosswalk without the “walk” signal, dozens of undercover cops swarmed the law-breakers.

“It’s a great day for the safety of our community,” Timothy J Longo said. “With 73 percent of the first-year class imprisoned after this raid, we can finally begin to crack down on the jaywalking epidemic.”