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Student Found Dead in Rivanna River After Being Voted Off Survivor at UVA

Patrick Henry - October 27, 2022 - clubs

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Early this morning Charlottesville police pulled a body from the Rivanna River. The body was later identified as a student who was reported missing last night after being voted off of @survivoruva.

“Oh no, really?” said Jenna, a member of Club Survivor, after we broke the news to her. “I can’t believe they found him, that should’ve been impossible… I mean, that sounds impossible. Good for them I guess”

Charlottesville Police believes this disappearance may be linked to a string of disappearances which began at the start of the semester. All of the missing subjects are believed to have been playing Club Survivor.