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Police Donate Thousands of Halloween Costumes After Frat Round-Ups

Patrick Henry - October 30, 2022 - greek-life

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After unusual police activity in the UVA fraternity area last night, thousands of Halloween costumes have been donated to the local Salvation Army.

“We do appreciate the gesture.” Said Annie, who works the register at the Salvation Army which received the donations. “But 75% of these costumes are either half-missing, ripped to shreds, or covered in alcohol. I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do with these?”

In an effort to uplift community morale, the Police Department will be setting aside any clown costumes they find and donating them to the UVA Football Team.