Self-identifying "Trin Rat" Sets Guinness World Record for Longest Bender
Patrick Henry - November 4, 2022 - greek-life
After months of training, Jacob, a third year brother of TDX, has finally set the Guinness world record for the longest bender ever. Shockingly, Jacob managed to stay above the legal driving limit for BAC of .08 for an entire 18 days, with his peak reaching almost .46.
We were able to catch up with Jacob over breakfast. “I’ve been waiting for this moment for a while,” he explained to us while munching on his Cheerios with Red Bull, “and 19 days ago I was at Trin on a Sunday night, sippin on some brewskis with the boys, and decided it was my time. I never looked back after.”
Researchers are calling Jacob’s feat “simply astonishing in the dumbest way possible.” Jacob tells us that next he plans to attempt the World Record for most weed gummies consumed before vomiting, which currently stands at 109.