University Pulls Pass/Fail Option for All Classes: "Sike, you thought"
Patrick Henry - December 4, 2022 - academics
In a shocking regression from their former policy, the University Board of Educators has announced that all students will once again have to take all classes for a letter grade. This development was met with the scorn of thousands of students who had already stopped doing work for their classes.
“I’m still not gonna do my final,” proclaimed David, an Econ major whose final project is literally to count how many pennies are in a dollar. “I mean it’s just not fair. How am I supposed to fit this in after I’ve already packed my schedule full of Trin and Bilt runs? It’s just not a reasonable expectation.”
When asked about the decision, a board member told our reporters “You guys seriously though we were gonna make classes pass/fail?? 😂 If you think that’s going to break the tie with Michigan for #3 public school you are sorely mistaken.”