All Grades from Last Semester Officially in SIS
Patrick Henry - January 17, 2023 - academics
Reporters at Bad News Hoos have just received notice that the final grade from last semester has officially been put into SIS. We were able to catch up with the responsible Professor.
“Look, the grading process is a lot harder than you guys could ever understand,” stated Professor Bryan, who taught ‘Survey of William Henry Harrison’s Presidency’ last semester. “My grading algorithm is very precise. It’s proprietary, and I can’t trust it in the hands of my TAs.”
We searched deeper for more info on Professor Bryan’s so-called “algorithm”, and discovered that it mostly involves deciding how cool the title of the essay sounds and then assigning a grade between an 85 and a 90 accordingly.