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Scott Stadium Chosen to Host Super Bowl LVII

Patrick Henry - January 22, 2023 - sports

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In a bid to increase attendance during next year’s football season, the UVA athletic department has successfully bid for Super Bowl LVII, to be held on February 12.

“We’re ready to make America proud,” Stated Head Coach Tony Elliott. “We’ve employed the entire Charlottesville Area Youth Football Program to run concessions, and are contracting IM REC sports to referee the game. We’re confident it’ll be a high-quality game.”

In preparation for the hosting of the Super Bowl, UVA has started vacating dorms to make space for tourists. It’s rumored that players and their families will be housed in Gooch-Dillard, while Balz-Dobie will be emptied to host attendees.