Outdoors Club President to be Executed After Being Found Indoors
As the weather takes a turn for the better, droves of UVA …
UVA Astronomy Club Announces Field Trip to Black Hole
The UVA Astronomy Club has announced its first annual trip to Sagittarius …
Student Found Dead in Rivanna River After Being Voted Off Survivor at UVA
Early this morning Charlottesville police pulled a body from the Rivanna River. …
SCANDAL: President of UVA Waffle Club Caught on Camera with Pancake
The UVA Waffle Club has removed their president after receiving footage of him eating pancakes. “At first, I thought he …
Club Sailing at UVA Shocked to Learn They Can't Sail at AFC
Over the weekend, @sailingatuva was shocked to learn that sailboats are strictly prohibited at the AFC. We caught up with …
UVA Virginity Club President Impeached After Having Sex
In what some are calling the “sex scandal of the century,” the president of the UVA Virginity Club has been …
80% of Club Swim Found to be Unable to Swim
A recent study has shown that nearly 80% of the members of @clubswimatuva are, in fact, unable to swim. This …
Gingers of UVA Releases Anti-Blonde Manifesto
The Gingers of UVA club released their inaugural anti-blonde manifesto Sunday evening after a closed-doors board meeting. “ATTENTION, STUDENTS OF …
After Missed Field Goals, Club Soccer Team Invited to Try Out for Starting Kicker Job
After missing two field goals and having an extra point blocked against Syracuse, the ‘Hoos are searching for talented kickers …
Bad News Hoos Intern Fired, Expelled after Post Doesn't Earn Enough Likes
A shakeup in the Bad News Hoos staff occurred today, after intern Jeff was forced to clean out his locker …
Andrew Tate Club at UVA Stirs up Controversy at Activities Fair
Yesterday the Activities Fair was proceeding as normal; First years frolicked around, upperclassmen chatted with their friends, when a new …
Club Beer Pong at UVA Qualifies for Nationals
In a riveting performance last night, the UVA Club Beer Pong Team qualified for the national tournament. The team displayed …
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