English Major Gets Job
Patrick Henry - August 30, 2023 - academics
University officials were astonished this morning as a graduated English Major announced that she received a job offer.
“I didn’t realize there were jobs for people like us in the real world”, expressed Professor Petrosino, who taught the aforementioned English major twice throughout her time at UVA. “She may be making $1,000 a year at a public library in the middle of Southwestern Virginia, but I’m proud of her. This is great news for English majors everywhere.”
After the recent accomplishment, English majors have been applying to jobs in droves, with the large majority applying to be truck drivers for the Eras Tour.