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Guys, I Only Need a 172% On My Chem Final To Get a B+ In The Class

William Grayson - December 7, 2023 - academics

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Upon typing her exam and homework grades into a final grade calculator, third-year Miranda received good news: she only needs a 172% on her biochem final this afternoon to salvage a high B+ on the course. In fact, a 241% would rocket her grade all the way to an A-!

Students all across grounds have been excited by the potential to raise their final grades and salvage their course performance over the next few days. Business major Eric, currently sitting at a low B, can bump his grade all the way to an A if he manages to keep all his drawing inside the lines on his final coloring-book worksheet. And one organic chemistry professor is considering curving the class average all the way up to a D+.