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AFC Lifeguard Asked Question by Patron

Patrick Henry - September 15, 2022 - cville

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In what has been described as “the most exciting event in the history of guarding lives”, an AFC lifeguard was asked a question yesterday by a patron. We caught up with that lifeguard to run us through exactly what transpired.

“It was like a fever dream” said Hannah, who has worked at the AFC for 3 years. “There I was, minding my own business, trying to figure out how much money I make per second in my head, when this guy came up to me and started talking. Like seriously?? Im a lifeguard, not a life coach.”

After further research we discovered that the patron simply wanted to know where the Sauna was, which Hannah was unable to help with.