Bombshell Report Shows First Year Sexiled for Record 88 Nights Last Semester
Patrick Henry - January 15, 2023 - cville
A report released by HRL has disclosed that a first year was sexiled for 88 nights last semester, destroying the former record of 45 nights that had stood since 1930.
“Honestly I think I spent more nights in the Clem stacks than in my own bed,” admitted Jeremy, who was holding back tears during the interview. “I would come back from class at 5:30 and the door would be dead bolted. I didn’t even know our rooms had those. I think he had it installed.”
When we confronted Jeremy’s roommate about his activities, he admitted that most nights he just wanted to play League of Legends in peace.